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6/30/09 11:35 A

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This is great! Thank you for sharing; I plan do the same. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Someone should compose a "Dear John" to go with that, don't you think?

Thanks, Nancy, for sharing. That was great.

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2/24/09 10:10 P

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A Love Letter you don't want.

The Love Letter from Unhealthy Foods for Women: J. Ivey

Hello Sweetheart, how are you today? I've been hearing
all around town that You have been thinking about leaving me...Haven't I been there for you?.......Haven't I been home every single night waiting patiently for you to come in? I'm on every corner in some shape or form just waiting for you to drive by and think about me.......Haven't I given you all the fat and calories that any female has ever wanted?.......
didn't I raise your cholesterol level to an all time high?
didn't I make your heart beat faster than anything else?
Who fixed it so that you could lay around and do nothing all day?...."I did".....You once told me I was the Sweetest thing in your life......."Don't leave me baby"

Babycakes...I thought you loved the way that I make the fat hang over your jeans whenever you sit down, or the way your thighs wrinkle when your legs are crossed.......Have
you forgotten how my Sugar gets you so high?.....I know
that eventually it brings you down again and I apologize for that....."But I can't help it Sweetie, that's just the way I am"
I must admit that I love it when you think that people don't want you around anymore because I have made you so big and uncomfortable that you refuse to participate in anything anymore......."That's my girl, I can have you all to myself now"

Hey Darlin, "What is this I hear about you flirting with
Lettuce and Tomato at the grocery store".....What's going on with that?.....Was Water there?...."Did you happen to run into Whole-Grain Breads too?......They all run together you know, I'm not sure if this true but I hear they only deal with Women who have a little self-esteem and self worth....and I recognized from the beginning of our relationship that you
didn't hold either one of those qualities Sweetheart! Baby,I
know that you don't care enough about yourself to walk 2-3 days a week, do a little yoga with a friend or a few crunches here and there......I understand the fact that some Women really don't want to get to know the..."Healthier Them" because if they do, they just might have to deal with some old issue that is much easier..... left inside, "It's
o.k. with me Cupcake...... keep it all inside because I am here for you"

Baby, if you have been thinking about having breakfast with Cantolope and Oatmeal...."Forget About It".......They can't do a darn thing for you except" Bring you down, way down!!!!......"You don't need to be healthy and feel pretty, you don't need to get down to your idea weight, or eat foods that were created especially for you! What would you look like munching on Fresh Bell Peppers and Sweet Onions, that had been simmered in Olive-Oil, with some Whole-Grain Rice and a piece of Baked Fish that had been seasoned to your liking.......Everyone knows that "You are not on that level My Dear"

Speaking of Water....."He thinks that he is all of that" and believe me baby he is nothing compared to me...I hear that he is cheap, easy to get and has no color or flavor....."Unlike Me" I come in all flavors, shapes sizes and colors and "I am more expensive too'
I believe that it is time that I shared something with you, my Dove........."I lost my last Woman to Water you know".....She started hanging out with Healthy and his buddies and the next thing I know she was to darn Healthy to deal with me anymore....
Oh' sure, I run into her every now and then....and she tells me that I "Still Smell Good and Look Good", then "Poof, she's gone"
All I am trying to say is ,that "I Love You" and I am here to fill that empty heart of yours, whenever you get lonley, stressed out or bored....."I'll be here for you when you feel like you have nobody at all"....As long as you are comfortable with me "I'll never leave you"....Listen girl, if you stick with me I promise you "There will be Bigger and Better things to come". On the other hand, if you do decide to start hanging out with Healthy and his friends, I can only guarantee you one thing, "You Will Be Loosing Me"
Signed, Unhealthy Foods
p.s. don't go changing


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