Bowling Jokes

Huh, we've always called that the man in the bedroom, lol!

One night in league a bowler couldn't carry strikes for nothing. "The only way I'm going to get a double," he complained, "is if I order one from the bar." (groan)

Lou

A husband frequently returned home from bowling league complaining about the mother-in-law. His wife, a non-bowler, took offense but said nothing until one day she exploded. Their ensuing argument threatened their marriage until he finally realized she thought he was complaining about her mother.

When he explained to his wife that in bowling a mother-in-law was a hidden pin in either the 2-8 or the 3-9 pin leave, all became peaceful again in their household.

Lou

During a night of bowling Joe complained to his teammate John that he thought he'd never get a date.

"You're not a shy guy, Joe, what's the problem?"

"No, I'm not shy, I'm actually pretty outgoing and approach a lot of women but when I ask them for dates I keep striking out."

Lou

Know any bowling jokes or puns? Here are a couple to get us started.

* Bowling is a fun sport to do in your spare time. (groan)

* What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both hope for a turkey. (bada bing, bada boom)

Lou