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ADOPTMOM1 Posts: 8,660
5/27/09 2:02 P

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LOL, Please do pass it on. I got it from a friend who posted it to her FaceBook page.

This is definitely true but the food at my house isn't always from the toddler. I swear, all the kids are a mess. The other day though the cat was batting around something that I thought was a bug so when I went to go get it with a paper, I realized it was an M&M that some little boy had had in his mouth long enough to suck the color off and then lost. ICK! I'd have rather dealt with the bug catch and release.

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5/27/09 10:10 A

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At my house it's the 2 week old cookie in the Dora car

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5/26/09 11:07 P

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. sounds like my house! we like to add the week old fruit loop found under the couch...mmm...now that's a snack!

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5/26/09 8:13 P

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emoticon Yup, sounds like my house until about 5 years ago.

Lynn
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5/26/09 6:39 P

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Failure is only an opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

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5/26/09 4:52 P

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Tami, thanks for the chuckle today.

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"Your weight isn't the only thing that needs to change to complete this journey"!
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5/26/09 4:03 P

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That was great!!! I hope you don't mind that I will pass this on.

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5/26/09 2:18 P

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So true and so funny. Do you mind if I post this on another team?

Have an attitude of gratitude!! : )

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5/26/09 2:03 P

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emoticon Very funny

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5/26/09 1:58 P

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Too funny!! emoticon

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No fear, no self-doubts, no negative self talk, no self-criticism, no worries, no destructive anxieties or thoughts of failure. To a child, he/she can do anything. And do you know what? They're right.


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5/26/09 1:46 P

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The latest Diet--The toddler diet

People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to cheat on their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well, now there's the new Toddler Miraclw Diet.

Over the years you may have noticed that most two year olds are trim. Now the formula to their success is available to all in this new diet. You may want to consult your doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. Good Luck !!!

DAY ONE:

Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly.

Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor.

Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.

Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest).

Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Sprite.

Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.

DAY TWO:

Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it.

Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.

Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.

Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again.

Then bring inside and drop on rug.

Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.

DAY THREE:

Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass.

After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair.

Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.

Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch.

Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible.

FINAL DAY:

Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.

Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.

Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.


LOL, apparently someone has been watching at our house again! Usually it's the people from the Baby Blues Cartoon.

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