Thank you, a complimentary glass of champagne would be wonderful. However, since it's now breakfast time here, maybe I should ask to have a little orange juice mixed in. Oh, and a lemon scone would go well with that mimosa.
It's tea time here, so I'll have a pot (cream and sugar please), with some scones, lemon curd, and cream. Oh, and some of those lovely sandwiches (crustless, of course). Let's see, it appears you have curried egg salad (oh, curried egg mayo? - okay), and smoked salmon and cucumber. I'll have some of those as well. That's your dessert tray? My, those petits fours look wonderful - I'll have the chocolate, please. Or maybe the jam tarts - those look good too. Wait - is that cake? Maybe you could just leave the tray?
TACDGB I'm afraid it will have to be full fat coke, we don't serve diet coke here. It's not self-indulgent enough.
Julia, if you don't make your mind up soon it will be a banana split without the banana but with extra cream and an oreo milkshake.
I've just got up and I'll have a Full English Breakfast, so porridge with brown sugar, then bacon, fried egg, two sausages, black pudding, fried tomatoes, mushrroms, fried slice and as a concession to the fact that this site is American, baked beans and hash browns. And toast. Hold the marmalade, I can't stand the stuff.