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Thursdays Joke
Thursday, September 13, 2012      31 comments

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about ... Read more
Wednesdays Joke
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      36 comments

The Doily Box As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle Jack left the box al... Read more
Tuesdays Joke
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      33 comments

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits p... Read more
SSGT Chambers
Monday, September 10, 2012      30 comments

This is one of the most meaningful photos we have ever seen! We stand in awe of the brotherhood. For those who don’t know … Every year on Memorial Day, this MARINE, ... Read more
Thursdays Joke
Thursday, August 30, 2012      31 comments

How Old is grandma? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shoot... Read more
Wednesdays Joke
Wednesday, August 15, 2012      32 comments

A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.” “How do you spell that?” the oper... Read more
Tuesdays Joke
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      29 comments

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in,... Read more
Saturdays Joke
Saturday, August 11, 2012      35 comments

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” Angry, the capta... Read more
Wednesdays Joke
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      30 comments

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: How can I calculate my body/fat rat... Read more
Hooping...Fun Fitness For All Ages...(Pictures)
Wednesday, July 25, 2012      31 comments

Me & 3 YO Great-niece Harley Me & 3 YO Great-niece Harley Me & 3 YO Great-niece Harley ... Read more
Sparkpeople Not Only Changed My Life...
Wednesday, July 18, 2012      36 comments

When I joined SP in April 2009, I wanted to get fit & healthy. My life has radically changed since then & I feel AWESOME! This is my Before & After Picture.... I'... Read more
Sunday, July 08, 2012      27 comments

Heart Surgery "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted.. The surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage ... Read more
Mondays Joke
Monday, June 25, 2012      20 comments

Signs in a Kitchen 1. So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! 2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! 3. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! 4. I clean house every other day. Today is th... Read more
Fridays Joke
Friday, April 13, 2012      28 comments

Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, AL , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angelfood ca... Read more
Wednesdays Joke
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      28 comments

New Survivor *Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?* * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance cla... Read more

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