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"So Here We Are"
Saturday, August 06, 2016      10 comments

"So Here We Are" After a day of shopping a wife returns home to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Before the wife had a chance to storm out the husband said: 'Wait, I can explain how this all came about. I found this youn... Read more
THE EVER NAGGING WIFE
Wednesday, August 03, 2016      18 comments

THE EVER NAGGING WIFE ......this is sooo bad!! forgive me Lord! A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried he... Read more
The Cat Scan and Lab Test....
Tuesday, August 02, 2016      8 comments

The Cat Scan and Lab Test.... A man carried his dog into the veterinarian's office. The dog was limp and near death. The vet checked the dog over, and then the dog gave a sigh and stopped breathing. "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead,... Read more
Get a Job...lol
Monday, August 01, 2016      11 comments

Get a Job...lol emoticon A tattooed young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold fron... Read more
Girl and Suicide is No Laughing Matter......
Sunday, July 31, 2016      10 comments

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. W... Read more
Little Mary Sleeps Through Sunday School
Saturday, July 30, 2016      8 comments

Little Mary Sleeps Through Sunday School Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but 1 day the teacher asked her a question "Mary who created the universe?" Mary never moved from her deep ... Read more
Terrorist in Distress....
Friday, July 29, 2016      13 comments

Terrorist in Distress.... Early this morning while jogging along side the lake I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling t... Read more
Jacob's and Rebecca's Decision to Get Married
Thursday, July 28, 2016      14 comments

Jacob's and Rebecca's Decision to Get Married Jacob, age 79, and Rebecca, age 76, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests ... Read more
There's a boy named Bonnie.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016      13 comments

There's a boy named Bonnie. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. ... Read more
He was a widower and she a widow
Tuesday, July 26, 2016      11 comments

He was a widower and she a widow He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their c... Read more
Little Johnny on the Phone
Monday, July 25, 2016      7 comments

Little Johnny on the Phone The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello? ... Read more
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Sunday, July 24, 2016      13 comments

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a containerof alcohol. The second worm was put into acontainer of ... Read more
Farmer John's Mule
Sunday, July 24, 2016      15 comments

Farmer John's Mule Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's big city lawyer questioned farmer John."After the accident, did ... Read more
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven
Saturday, July 23, 2016      18 comments

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St... Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Pe te... Read more
Dont room with Bob
Friday, July 22, 2016      13 comments

Dont room with Bob The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first... Read more

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