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SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 03, 2019      11 comments

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three large bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old ma... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, November 02, 2019      7 comments

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husban... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 01, 2019      7 comments

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hu... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 31, 2019      6 comments

Modern Tools Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repair... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 30, 2019      9 comments

Hard Work Pays Off My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Rolls Royce. “Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.” He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year!”... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 29, 2019      10 comments

A Bad Collison A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway... Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 28, 2019      9 comments

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” “Yo, Bob, I di... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 27, 2019      4 comments

So many items are no longer made in America... I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”... I don’t even know where that is! ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 26, 2019      4 comments

I recently took up meditation It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 25, 2019      7 comments

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home "Great," Little Johnny replied.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 24, 2019      6 comments

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 23, 2019      10 comments

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412. The Texan replied, "Shoot, a li... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 22, 2019      3 comments

True Horror Story Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question...“... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 21, 2019      9 comments

A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them e... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 20, 2019      8 comments

Edited Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. 'Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and... Read more

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