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SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 19, 2019      11 comments

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had ea... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 18, 2019      5 comments

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant. To which she replies "No, it kills them." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 17, 2019      5 comments

Faith in Humanity Restored After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any e... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 16, 2019      8 comments

A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, " I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. Th... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 15, 2019      15 comments

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 14, 2019      10 comments

A child comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 13, 2019      6 comments

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry anot... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 12, 2019      9 comments

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 11, 2019      6 comments

Your job sucks? Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand When you get home, lock your doors, draw the ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 10, 2019      7 comments

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know wh... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 09, 2019      7 comments

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?" "It was bread in captivity,” she replied.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 08, 2019      10 comments

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 07, 2019      5 comments

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 06, 2019      4 comments

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 05, 2019      7 comments

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly. Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" ... Read more

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