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SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 04, 2019      6 comments

Chap goes in to a bar and orders a vodka and coke. Barman serves him. Man drinks it orders another. This goes on for a while, until the chap begins to slow down. Barman asks, "Is there anything the matter, sir?" Chap replies, "I h... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 03, 2019      5 comments

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door a... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 02, 2019      7 comments

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?" "You bet... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 01, 2019      7 comments

Some Police Quotes "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 30, 2019      5 comments

An elderly couple was attending a church service. About halfway through the wife leans over and says, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" The husband replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 29, 2019      7 comments

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 28, 2019      4 comments

Worries About A Risk There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 27, 2019      6 comments

A woman calls her mother. "My husband and I have been fighting so much lately. I am going to come live with you again." Her mother replies, "No dear, he should pay for his mistakes. I am coming to live with you."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 25, 2019      7 comments

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.... Read more
Speeding Granny
Tuesday, September 24, 2019      6 comments

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 23, 2019      8 comments

As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five. But he left me hanging.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 22, 2019      9 comments

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crow... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 21, 2019      9 comments

During a museum tour the guide explains, "Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena..." "Excuse me, madam," a visitor interjects. "Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?" "No, Athena wasn't married: she was the godde... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 20, 2019      10 comments

What don't you have? An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lung... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, September 19, 2019      9 comments

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”... Read more

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