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SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 18, 2019      12 comments

A man went into a cafe and asked for a meat pie. "Shall I cut it for you?" said the waiter. "Yes, please," said the man. "How many pieces?" asked the waiter, "Four or six?" "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat six!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 17, 2019      8 comments

Go Home And Wait The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February 10, 1993 FBI and Florida authorities arrested Paul E. Flasher, 45,... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 16, 2019      8 comments

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 15, 2019      7 comments

Last Will and Testament An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: "Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. "Mary, you take the offices in the Center C... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 14, 2019      9 comments

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "What's it for?" asked the first... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 13, 2019      6 comments

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!” Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.” ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, September 12, 2019      5 comments

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 11, 2019      9 comments

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      5 comments

Thoughts To Ponder 1. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? 2. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 09, 2019      8 comments

Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?" He replied, "It cuts off my circulation." She answered back, "It's supposed to!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 06, 2019      7 comments

Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them... Read more
THESMILE OF DAY
Thursday, September 05, 2019      5 comments

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He sm... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 03, 2019      8 comments

SMILE OF THE DAY A junior partner in a law firm was sent to represent a long-term client. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney emailed the firm: "Justice prevailed.... Read more
TO KETO OR NOT? That is the question
Saturday, December 15, 2018      10 comments

My daughter came to me a couple of months ago and told me about this new diet she has started with a co-worker, and it's just amazing -The Keto Diet Sounded really good until......whooo wait what NO BREAD! NO PASTA! NO RICE! Ummm can I still b... Read more
Biggest Loser isn't LOSING!!!!!!!!
Saturday, October 13, 2012      15 comments

Wow where to start. Guess I should probably start from the beginning and work thru this with your help. I'm overweight okay obese, and like a yo-yo I keep going up and then down! My health has been suffering because of this and you would t... Read more

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