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Smile of the Day
Sunday, December 20, 2020      13 comments

House Warming Party When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, December 18, 2020      15 comments

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read "Best Deals". He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, December 17, 2020      10 comments

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even m... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, December 16, 2020      10 comments

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, December 15, 2020      13 comments

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, December 13, 2020      11 comments

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, December 12, 2020      12 comments

Thoughts To Ponder 1. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 2. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? 3. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. 4. Why does caregiver and ca... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, December 10, 2020      14 comments

Things Not To Say To a Police Officer 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, y... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, December 09, 2020      9 comments

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nud... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, December 08, 2020      13 comments

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favourite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He s... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, December 07, 2020      10 comments

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.'' ''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, December 06, 2020      11 comments

“Maintaining a healthy diet is a piece of cake.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, December 05, 2020      13 comments

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: ”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, December 04, 2020      16 comments

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you'r... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, December 03, 2020      13 comments

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm... that's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twent... Read more

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