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Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 17, 2020      14 comments

Two friends were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams. One man said fondly: "I dreamed I was on vacation. It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream." "I also had a great dream," said the other. "I ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      12 comments

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 15, 2020      16 comments

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 11, 2020      9 comments

Two brothers were having their breakfast one morning, it's cereals with hot chocolate. The younger brother finished his drink and took his bowl of cereal, and went to the aquarium. Just as he was about to feed the fish with the bowl of cere... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 10, 2020      13 comments

Punography I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 09, 2020      12 comments

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 08, 2020      11 comments

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied. "It's not a reflection on ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, September 07, 2020      13 comments

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 05, 2020      17 comments

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 04, 2020      13 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 03, 2020      14 comments

Dad: Hey son what is 2 x 2? Son: A tie. Dad: Ok, what is 2 x 1? Son: An offer.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 02, 2020      12 comments

The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 01, 2020      10 comments

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighbourhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can." "To be sure," said the bel... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 31, 2020      11 comments

Can't Change Its Colours What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore? A reptile dysfunction.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 30, 2020      18 comments

I am so old... When walking into a bar they checked my pulse instead of my ID!... Read more

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