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Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 29, 2020      15 comments

Where Have You Been? My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!" I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"`... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 27, 2020      14 comments

Punctuality A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?" He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      13 comments

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 25, 2020      18 comments

Going Swimming While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats? To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 24, 2020      17 comments

Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in such need. I told her, let me check my account and l will call you right back. Before I could double check, her sis... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 23, 2020      19 comments

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. S... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 22, 2020      15 comments

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father took him into his study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades u... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 20, 2020      16 comments

John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses." Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!" John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      15 comments

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inche... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      14 comments

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to tes... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 17, 2020      15 comments

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 13, 2020      12 comments

As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, ladies," and the novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you." But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another, "She got up on the wron... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 12, 2020      16 comments

A Well Known Cardiologist A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a l... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      12 comments

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 10, 2020      12 comments

A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.... Read more

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