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Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 08, 2020      12 comments

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, August 07, 2020      11 comments

A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. “Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus.” “We believe,” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 06, 2020      11 comments

In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. He comes up to a nice young lady and asks, "Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?" "Why should I?" "It's always the same -- as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my w... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 04, 2020      14 comments

A travelling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: "Delayed by storm. Send instructions." His boss e-mails back: "Start vacation immediately!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 03, 2020      12 comments

A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house picking up after him." The friend says, "Take a tip from me.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 02, 2020      13 comments

Bumper Stickers If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. A penny saved i... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 01, 2020      15 comments

Daddy, how was I born ? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafe. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 31, 2020      13 comments

A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town. She strolled through the vehicles until she found a car that caught her eye. After looking it over for a while she noticed the car was unlocked. She ope... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, July 29, 2020      13 comments

A man went into a cafe and asked for a meat pie. "Shall I cut it for you?" said the waiter. "Yes, please," said the man. "How many pieces?" asked the waiter, "Four or six?" "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat six!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 27, 2020      15 comments

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. "I'll have a 'jumbo jet'," he said. When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway. H... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 24, 2020      18 comments

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, July 23, 2020      13 comments

An Angry Spouse What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and an angry spouse yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking once back inside.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      12 comments

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 20, 2020      15 comments

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, July 18, 2020      11 comments

A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to change the carving. This was impossible, the words were chisel... Read more

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