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Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 04, 2020      11 comments

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 02, 2020      10 comments

Me to the postman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte. Postman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope? Me: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 31, 2020      14 comments

“In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 30, 2020      14 comments

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiance to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 28, 2020      14 comments

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crim... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 27, 2020      10 comments

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Oh I'm sorry," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize y... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 25, 2020      11 comments

My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding. He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 24, 2020      13 comments

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 23, 2020      9 comments

People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is... Marry the right person, and you’re COMPLETE. Marry the wrong person, and you’re FINISHED.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 21, 2020      16 comments

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the man replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no,"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 20, 2020      13 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and stay... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 18, 2020      11 comments

"How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant. "Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 17, 2020      11 comments

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 16, 2020      11 comments

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 15, 2020      11 comments

A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alie... Read more

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