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Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 22, 2020      13 comments

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother go... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 20, 2020      11 comments

Unpublished but Irrefutable Laws These laws are not scientifically proven, not theoretically reasonable and not professionally endorsed, but they are irrefutably true. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have l... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 19, 2020      13 comments

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These", she explained, "are the older ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 18, 2020      14 comments

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the wor... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 17, 2020      10 comments

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 y... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 15, 2020      14 comments

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says,"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking? She replies, "... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 13, 2020      15 comments

Thoughts To Ponder 1. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? 2. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? 3. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, w... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 12, 2020      8 comments

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, an... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 10, 2020      13 comments

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A: A desserter.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 09, 2020      11 comments

Why Ask Why How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? How do they get a deer to cro... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 08, 2020      8 comments

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combinati... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, March 07, 2020      11 comments

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 06, 2020      7 comments

"My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your family go?" "I don't know," replied Miriam, "all of our records were lost in the flood."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 05, 2020      10 comments

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson. Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 04, 2020      11 comments

The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: "Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding ... Read more

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