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Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 03, 2020      13 comments

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday. When the day came, her moth... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 02, 2020      11 comments

Fact of Life: After Monday & Tuesday Even the Calendar says W T F... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 01, 2020      9 comments

For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. As he handed the attendant $1.50, he couldn't he... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 29, 2020      8 comments

A diner at a country inn is shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in syrup." He summons a waiter to complain. The waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 28, 2020      10 comments

The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion. "Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge. "Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 27, 2020      9 comments

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother: Dear Grandmother, I'm sorry I forgot your birth... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 26, 2020      16 comments

“This year in the toy department, drones are a big hit. They are literally flying off the shelves.” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 25, 2020      12 comments

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 24, 2020      14 comments

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? WIFE: I clean the toilet. HUSBAND: How does that help? WIFE: I use your toothbrush.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 23, 2020      9 comments

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 22, 2020      18 comments

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying at home?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 21, 2020      17 comments

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor." "You know you're r... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 20, 2020      12 comments

The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits. "Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?" There was no response. Nor did any of the rookies answer when he repeated the question. Walking up to t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 19, 2020      12 comments

A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 18, 2020      16 comments

A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede $100." The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy closes the lid... Read more

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