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Smile of the Day
Monday, February 17, 2020      13 comments

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, incl... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 16, 2020      11 comments

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam, "I plainly saw him take the goods." The lawyer asked again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are yo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 15, 2020      20 comments

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This jud... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 14, 2020      8 comments

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, "Can I ask you a question dad?" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 13, 2020      13 comments

Out Of This World Learning Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 12, 2020      11 comments

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 11, 2020      12 comments

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" "Yes, he seemed better dressed each time!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 10, 2020      13 comments

Things to Ponder Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? Why do they call them guidance counsellors when all counsellors do is offer guidance? If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 09, 2020      13 comments

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to ge... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 08, 2020      11 comments

A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying, "I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park in this no-parking zone I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Whe... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 07, 2020      11 comments

Addicted to Twitter A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 06, 2020      17 comments

Two old guys from a senior centre were sipping lemonade on the porch. One asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?” Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.” “No ki... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 05, 2020      10 comments

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!" The other kid says, "What ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 04, 2020      12 comments

A fifth grader class was on an educational field trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying face down in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. “Why are you lying in the aisle like that?... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 03, 2020      14 comments

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. “Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and... Read more

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