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Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 02, 2020      12 comments

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 01, 2020      13 comments

Little Johnny and his parents went to the zoo to visit all the animals and hopefully get rid of some of Johnny's energy. While they were there they looked at the zebra's bison and elephants, while looking at the elephants little Johnny noticed... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 31, 2020      11 comments

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 29, 2020      9 comments

Brandon, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette. "I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Justin responds. "I'm in the process of quitting," replies Brandon with a grin. "Right now... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 28, 2020      15 comments

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world hates me... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 27, 2020      6 comments

The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't beli... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 26, 2020      9 comments

Insurance Assurance A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 25, 2020      14 comments

How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 24, 2020      11 comments

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That's the quickest way!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 23, 2020      11 comments

Sign Says Yield A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. Traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally, a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, “The sign says ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 22, 2020      13 comments

Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer." Slim: "Did he keep it?" Pickpocket: "He thinks he did." ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      13 comments

An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “You’re in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man,” he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t make ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 20, 2020      11 comments

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. A wo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 18, 2020      14 comments

The Bad Knife Thrower Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it? Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 17, 2020      11 comments

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, "How warm is it inside?" I said, "Lukewarm."... Read more

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