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SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 30, 2019      11 comments

A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!" His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, December 28, 2019      11 comments

Patient: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group. Nurse: B positive. Patient: Please tell me soon... Nurse: B positive. Patient: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, December 27, 2019      6 comments

Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. "We've started something new at my lab," said the first scientist. "For some of our more dangerous experiments, we're now using lawyers". "Lawyers?" asks... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 26, 2019      8 comments

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?" "That's my secret ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 23, 2019      9 comments

Builders at Work Artist: "This is my very latest painting. I call it 'Builders at Work'... it's very realistic." Friend: "But they really aren't at work." Artist: "Of course, that's the realism." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 22, 2019      9 comments

Rain Rain Go Away It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it... He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, December 21, 2019      14 comments

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pa... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 19, 2019      7 comments

On her way to take a coffee break, a woman employed by a computer company saw a colleague sitting at his desk with his feet propped up, staring straight ahead and blinking. Concerned, she asked, "Are you all right?" He answered, "I'm fi... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, December 18, 2019      12 comments

Burning Calories Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes." Friend: "How?" Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, December 17, 2019      12 comments

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'. That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 16, 2019      9 comments

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 15, 2019      8 comments

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned w... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, December 13, 2019      9 comments

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals? ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 12, 2019      9 comments

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers." The waiter reddened, made a hast... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, December 11, 2019      7 comments

Me: What's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi passwor... Read more

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