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SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 24, 2019      9 comments

Taxi Driver In Heaven A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed S... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 22, 2019      4 comments

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?" She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." He smirks and replies, "You ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, November 21, 2019      13 comments

The Speed of Light My brain travels at the speed of light... One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 20, 2019      10 comments

Two natural gas company service personnel, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At th... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 19, 2019      11 comments

Alex, a widower, went to a senior citizen's dance. There he met Ruth, a woman also advanced in years. Alex and Ruth danced every dance together. Afterward, they went out for coffee. As they walked home, Ruth said, "You remind me of my f... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, November 18, 2019      9 comments

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 17, 2019      11 comments

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shred... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, November 16, 2019      13 comments

Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 15, 2019      12 comments

My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!” She already knew it was me. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, November 14, 2019      11 comments

One summer evening, a 3-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking." The child responded, "Well, I appreciate y... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 13, 2019      5 comments

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And???" Bill asked. "Well, she said 'Oh, I don't kn... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 12, 2019      6 comments

A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 08, 2019      8 comments

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the pa... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 06, 2019      9 comments

A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.”Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.” “When di... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 05, 2019      7 comments

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at ... Read more

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