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Smile of the Day
Friday, January 15, 2021      14 comments

A Break In Two Places I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 14, 2021      11 comments

A Deer On the Way My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 13, 2021      9 comments

A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman. "Eh, actually no, officer, it's a big car and it just sort of ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 11, 2021      13 comments

Best Diet Ever My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 10, 2021      16 comments

Entire Wikipedia Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 09, 2021      8 comments

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 08, 2021      10 comments

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labour. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 07, 2021      11 comments

The Hard Worker Boss: "Working hard here, Jimmy?" Jimmy: "Ever since I heard you coming down the stairs, boss!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 06, 2021      8 comments

"Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church." "Did you give it back?" "Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 05, 2021      10 comments

It's About My Height Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight." Doctor: "How come?" Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 04, 2021      16 comments

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 03, 2021      10 comments

Big Merger One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge... It'll be called YouTwitFace.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 02, 2021      13 comments

I Sing Beautifully During tryouts for one of the chorus positions in the upcoming musical The Sound of Music, one of the girls told the judges, "Mother says I sing beautifully." The judge replied, "Bring me a recommendation from your neig... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, December 30, 2020      7 comments

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, December 29, 2020      9 comments

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day, Jack, so let’s hear the go... Read more

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