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Sunday, June 08, 2014      5 comments

My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke. To you that may seem funny but to me, that is no joke. For when I'm "here" I'm wondering if I really should be "there?" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't go... Read more
Ever Wonder?
Friday, June 06, 2014      6 comments

EVER WONDER? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" ? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it tha... Read more
Thursday, June 05, 2014      6 comments

To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them. To look at the sunny side of everything and make... Read more
Wednesday, June 04, 2014      4 comments

SO YOU WANT THE DAY OFF ! ! !! Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 week per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for wo... Read more
Just a line
Tuesday, June 03, 2014      4 comments

Just a line to say I'm living, That I'm not among the dead. Though I'm getting more forgetful, and more mixed up in the head. For sometimes I can't remember When I stand at the foot of the stair, If I must go up for something Or I... Read more
That's my story
Monday, June 02, 2014      9 comments

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our head. So, I'm not fat. I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't old any more so it started filling up the rest of me! THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M S... Read more
Special Poem for Senior Citizens
Sunday, June 01, 2014      5 comments

MY PILLS A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a ... Read more
Friday, May 30, 2014      6 comments

This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need. A special circuit it the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine. The "crit... Read more
Thursday, May 29, 2014      7 comments

NOTICE Due to a shortage of robots, Some of our staff are Human and may react unpredictably when RUSHED or ABUSED source unknown... Read more
Monday's Child
Wednesday, May 28, 2014      3 comments

I heard my mother say this often. I don't know where she got it from....... Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe. Thursday's child has far to go.. Friday's child is lovin... Read more
Eat Dessert
Tuesday, May 27, 2014      6 comments

EAT DESSERT FIRST! AFTER ALL, LIFE IS UNCERTAIN. (from a Bumper Sticker)... Read more
Reflections on Aging
Monday, May 26, 2014      1 comments

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older now and a few changes have come into my life. Fra... Read more
Sunday, May 25, 2014      2 comments

WHY ASK WHY? Why do you need a Driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there floatation devices under p... Read more
Application to be Sick
Sunday, May 25, 2014      4 comments

Province of ______________________________ (note: Left blank to protect the guilty) MINISTRY OF HEALTH MENTAL HEALTH ACT Application to be Sick This form must be submitted at least 21 days before the date o... Read more
Definition of Committee
Friday, May 23, 2014      2 comments

Committee -- A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Source unknown... Read more

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