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Friday, May 21, 2021      9 comments

A young man was playing this hole with a senior citizen. Just as the older man was about ready to hit his tee shot he noticed a funeral procession approaching. He took off his hat, put it over his heart, and stood silently and watched the pro... Read more
Thursday, May 20, 2021      15 comments

A woman went on vacation with her husband to a fishing resort. While he was taking a nap, she took the boat out so she could sunbathe. She anchored in the bay, and along came a sheriff in his boat and said, "Ma'am, there's no fishing here. I'... Read more
Wednesday, May 19, 2021      11 comments

A golfer was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset, so his friend went over and asked what was wrong. The golfer said, "It was terrible. On the 16th hole I sliced one out onto the freeway and it went through the wind... Read more
Tuesday, May 18, 2021      12 comments

Alaska's Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be observant. They advise that outdoor enthusiasts wear bells on their clothing and carry pepper spray. They also recommend watching ... Read more
Monday, May 17, 2021      14 comments

A guy takes his boy tiger hunting. They're creeping through the weeds and the man says, "Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions?" And the boy says, "Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?" Happ... Read more
Sunday, May 16, 2021      12 comments

A guy takes a gorilla out golfing. They come up to the first tee, and the gorilla asks, "What am I supposed to do?" The guy says, "You see that little round green spot about 400 yards from here? You're supposed to hit the ball onto that." So... Read more
Saturday, May 15, 2021      11 comments

Two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across but so deep that when they drop a small rock in it, they hear no sound. They drop a bigger rock in it, and still no sound. So they go looking for something larger, an... Read more
Friday, May 14, 2021      10 comments

Two backpackers see a bear about to charge them. One backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes. His companion says, "You'll never outrun the bear---why are you putting those on?" The guy with the running shoes responds, ... Read more
Thursday, May 13, 2021      11 comments

A man phones home from his office and tells his wife. "I have a chance of a lifetime to go fishing for a week, but I have to leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in about an hour to... Read more
Wednesday, May 12, 2021      12 comments

A kid was ice fishing, but wasn't having much luck. He saw a guy across the way who was hauling in a bounty of fish, one after another. So the kid went over to the guy and said, "What are you doing to get all these fish? I'm just a few feet a... Read more
Tuesday, May 11, 2021      10 comments

A man goes into a shop to buy a car radio, and the salesman says, "This is the latest model. It's a voice-activated car radio. You just tell it what you want to listen to and the station changes. No need to take your hands off the wheel." S... Read more
Monday, May 10, 2021      10 comments

So the Republican was riding in his limousine when he saw all these poor people on their hands and knees eating grass by the roadside. He stopped and asked them why they were eating grass and they said, "Because we don't have any money for food... Read more
05-09-21 Happy Mother's Day!
Sunday, May 09, 2021      10 comments

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, who is hard of hearing, "I've got another dress for you to clean." The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, come again?" "No," says Monica. "This time it's mustard." He never told Mon... Read more
Saturday, May 08, 2021      11 comments

This woman went to hear Patrick Buchanan give his stump speech. She though it was okay but would have been better in the original German. We always knew you could get AIDS from sex, and now President Clinton has shown us you can get sex fr... Read more
Friday, May 07, 2021      12 comments

Bill Clinton liked Monica Lewinsky's dress from the first time he spotted it. Did you hear that Louise Woodward will shortly be taking over as manager of the Spice Girls? The first thing she intends to do is drop Baby Spice. Tomorrow... Read more

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