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jokes day 190
Friday, September 04, 2020      12 comments

Mama Stork, Papa Stork, and Baby Stork sat down to dinner and Mama said, "What did you do today, Papa?" And Papa said, "I was out making someone very happy." And Mama said, "I was out making someone very happy, too. What were you doing, Bab... Read more
jokes day 189
Thursday, September 03, 2020      14 comments

An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to give you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I were twenty-one years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "No... Read more
jokes day 188
Wednesday, September 02, 2020      12 comments

A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, "I want a quickie." She slaps him and says, "Just give me your order, mister!" The man says, "I want a quickie!" She slaps h... Read more
jokes day 187
Tuesday, September 01, 2020      12 comments

The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg is upset. She mutters to herself, "Well, I guess we answered that question." A traveling salesman stops at the nearest farmhouse and ask... Read more
jokes day 186
Monday, August 31, 2020      14 comments

A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents, and make a good impression, she would reward him... Read more
jokes day 185
Sunday, August 30, 2020      12 comments

Three women go out to a nightclub to see male dancers. One of the women wants to impress the others, so she pulls out a $10 bill and waves the dancer over. She licks the $10 bill and sticks it to his left buttock. Not to be outdone, the secon... Read more
jokes day 184
Saturday, August 29, 2020      14 comments

Did you hear about the guy who had sex with a canary? Came down with a bad case of chirpies. And the worst thing about it is it's untweetable. What do you get when you take Viagra with beans? A stiff wind. Rained this afternoon bu... Read more
jokes day 183
Friday, August 28, 2020      10 comments

The Lord created alcohol so that ugly people would have a chance to have sex. An old lady who never married specified in her will that her tombstone say, "Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin." That was too many words to put on the... Read more
jokes day 182
Thursday, August 27, 2020      11 comments

Did you hear about the thieves who stole an entire shipment of Viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. What is the similarity between Viagra and Disney World? You have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride. W... Read more
jokes day 181
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      11 comments

A dedicated shop steward is at a convention in Las Vegas and decides to go into a brothel. He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, it's not," she replies. "So, how much do the girls earn?" the union man asks. "Well, if you pay me... Read more
jokes day 180
Tuesday, August 25, 2020      10 comments

Three women were returning to their village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched, he stumbled and fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to ... Read more
jokes day 179
Monday, August 24, 2020      9 comments

"Hi. Couldn't help but notice the book you're reading." "Yes, it's about finding sexual satisfaction. It's interesting. Did you know that statistically, American Indian and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What... Read more
jokes day 178
Sunday, August 23, 2020      12 comments

A psychologist did a study of 300 people and their sex lives. Some of them said they had sex almost every night, others said they had sex once a week, and others said they had sex only once or twice a month. One man said he had sex only once a... Read more
jokes day 177
Saturday, August 22, 2020      12 comments

Do you go for casual sex, or should I dress up? Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't want to miss it. My son did email and said he had the MRI this morning. He is to get results on the 25th. He usually only gets his ph... Read more
jokes day 176
Friday, August 21, 2020      15 comments

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes! It's only premarital sex if you're intending to get married. Did some dishes today and plan to wash some cloths tomorrow. That is the extent of my weeks to do list. Hop... Read more

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