jokes day 145
This guy walks into a pub, sits down, and says, "Give me two beers. Rough day at work." And the bartender says, "Oh? What do you do?" The guy says, "I take care of the corgis---you know, the dogs the royal family owns."
The bartender says,... Read more
jokes day 144
A guy comes in with a frog on his head, and the bartender says, "Where did you get that?" And the frog says, "It started out as a little bump on my butt."
A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint, please." The ... Read more
jokes day 143
A cowboy walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. Suddenly another cowboy rushes in and yells, "Joe, Joe, hurry up, your house is on fire!" The cowboy runs to the door and then stops and thinks, "Hey! I ain't got no house!"
The cowboy sit... Read more
jokes day 142
Into the bar comes a grasshopper. And the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper says, "Is that right? Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"
A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The bart... Read more
jokes day 141
Two guys were walking their dogs---one had a German shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy ... Read more
jokes day 140
Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes in here."
The ropes go outside and one says to the other, "I have an idea." He ties himself up, messes up his hair, and goes back in. The bartender says, "... Read more
jokes day 139
A Frenchman walks into a bar. He has a parrot on his shoulder, and the parrot is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, "Hey, that's neat---where did you get that?"
And the parrot says, "France---they've got millions of them there."
... Read more
jokes day 138
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doi... Read more
jokes day 137
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink.
The bartender said, "Okay, but I don't want you starting anything in here."
So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.
In the morning I'll do my official weigh-i... Read more
jokes day 136
An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink.
"Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?"
"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o," replies the anteater.
"Then how about a gin and tonic?"
"No-o... Read more
jokes day 135
"Hey, bartender. Pour me a cold one."
"Hey, go on, kid, you wanna get me in trouble?"
"Maybe later. Right now I just wanna beer."
A horse walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
I was able to get Pebbles n... Read more
jokes day 134
This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and give me a mop."
This fly walks into a bar, walks up to a woman sitting at the bar, and says, "I like that stool you're sitting on."
Just rested today as still a little tried ... Read more
jokes day 133
A man walks into a bar looking sad, and the bartender asked him, "What's the matter?" The man said, "My wife and I had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month. And the month is up today."
Today I was going to ... Read more
jokes day 132
A termite went into a bat and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out."
The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."
I need to do something. ... Read more
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jokes day 131
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, "Beer please, and one for the road."
So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out-a here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles' bar." ... Read more