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jokes day 115
Sunday, June 21, 2020      11 comments

Abraham decided to upgrade his PC to Windows '95 and Isaac couldn't believe it, He said, "Dad, your old PC doesn't have enough memory." And Abraham said, "My son, God will provide the RAM." Happy Father's Day! Since I'm not sure I got my... Read more
jokes day 114
Saturday, June 20, 2020      13 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask you a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." "Hm... Read more
jokes day 113
Friday, June 19, 2020      12 comments

One morning the devil decided to go to church. He appeared suddenly, just before offering, in a shower of flame and sparks and smoke. He ran up and down the aisle screaming, and all of the congregation ran except for an old man sitting in back... Read more
jokes day 112
Thursday, June 18, 2020      14 comments

Do you think that Moses led the Israelites through the desert for forty years because God was testing him, or because he wanted them to really appreciate the promised land when they finally got there, or because Moses refused to ask anybody for ... Read more
jokes day 111
Wednesday, June 17, 2020      10 comments

This man went to his rabbi and said, "I'm very troubled by my son. He went away and he came back a Christian." The rabbi said, "You know, it's funny you say that. My son, too, left home and came back a Christian." They decided to pray abou... Read more
jokes day 110
Tuesday, June 16, 2020      11 comments

A guy enters the monastery. He has to take a vow of silence, but once a year he can write a word on the chalkboard in front of the head monk. The first year it's tough not to talk, but Word Day comes around and the monk writes "The" on the cha... Read more
jokes day 109
Monday, June 15, 2020      15 comments

Why was Isaac twelve years old when God called Abraham to sacrifice his son? Because if he had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice. My older son who is 20 never gave me much trouble when he was a teenager. Anyway he called... Read more
jokes day 108
Sunday, June 14, 2020      13 comments

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, said, "God, I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay," God said. "I'll create a man for you." Eve said, "What's a man?" "He's a creature with aggressive t... Read more
jokes day 107
Saturday, June 13, 2020      12 comments

This guy goes into his barber, and he's all excited. He says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope." The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hil... Read more
jokes day 106
Friday, June 12, 2020      10 comments

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest. "Father, I'm eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice." And the ... Read more
jokes day 105
Thursday, June 11, 2020      10 comments

So Moses was talking with God, and Moses said, "Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. They get to keep the oil, and we cut off the tip of our what?" "I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for... Read more
jokes day 104
Wednesday, June 10, 2020      7 comments

God was talking to one of his angels. He said, "Boy, I just figured out how to rotate Earth so it creates this really incredible twenty-four-hour period of alternating light and darkness." The angel said, "What are you going to do now?" God s... Read more
just jokes day 103
Tuesday, June 09, 2020      8 comments

Three nurses die and go up to heaven. And St. Peter says, "So, tell me---what did you do with your life?" The first nurse says, "Well, I worked in an emergency room, and it was really challenging. But we were able to help some people and I th... Read more
just jokes day 102
Monday, June 08, 2020      10 comments

A man died in a car accident. He found himself in purgatory being sized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm will... Read more
just jokes day 101
Sunday, June 07, 2020      13 comments

This couple is killed the night before their wedding. They go to heaven, and they ask St. Peter if they can be married. St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and get you when we can do that." Ten years later, he tells the couple, "Okay. We can... Read more

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