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just jokes day 100
Saturday, June 06, 2020      8 comments

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others were led over to Satan, who threw them into the burn... Read more
repeat of essay on a dream yet to be fulfilled
Friday, June 05, 2020      7 comments

I read a blog today that talked about George Floyd and racism. It reminded me of an essay I wrote last April 2019 and so I decided to post it again. Thanks for speaking out TIZSLIM and here if you'd like her blog to read: https://www.sparkpeo... Read more
just jokes day 99
Friday, June 05, 2020      11 comments

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. St. Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to t... Read more
just jokes day 98
Thursday, June 04, 2020      8 comments

Three souls appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the first one, "What was your last annual salary?" The soul replied, "$200,000; I was a trial lawyer." St. Peter asked the second one the same question. The soul answ... Read more
just jokes day 97
Wednesday, June 03, 2020      8 comments

A husband and his wife were driving home one night and ran into a bridge abutment and both were killed. They arrived in heaven and found it was a beautiful golf course with a lovely clubhouse and fabulous greens. It was free and only for them,... Read more
just jokes day 96
Tuesday, June 02, 2020      7 comments

Brett Favre and Randall Cunningham die and go to heaven. After Brett Favre enters the pearly gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Packers banner hanging from the front porch and says, "This is yo... Read more
just jokes day 95
Monday, June 01, 2020      9 comments

"I see there's a funeral in town today." "Yeah." "Who died?" "I'm not sure, but I think it's the one in the coffin." A man walks into a restaurant and says, "How do you prepare your chickens?" The cook says, "Nothing special. We ju... Read more
just jokes day 94
Sunday, May 31, 2020      14 comments

"Madame fortune teller, tell me: Are there golf courses in heaven?" "I have good news, and I have bad news." "What's the good news?" "The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine." "Tha... Read more
just jokes day 93
Saturday, May 30, 2020      6 comments

Three friends die in a car accident, and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I wo... Read more
just jokes day 92
Friday, May 29, 2020      15 comments

A man went on vacation and arranged for his mother to stay at his house and take care of his cat. And, just to be sure, he asked his next-door neighbor if he would look in on them every day and make sure they were all right. "No problem," said... Read more
just jokes day 91
Thursday, May 28, 2020      10 comments

Sounds like we all agree about the next section but I kind of skimmed over to see what might be there that is fun. I didn't even read any that had "Yo' mama is so f--" but thought these were ok and will then skip on the next section which is '... Read more
just jokes day 90
Wednesday, May 27, 2020      9 comments

I think he rode the Tilt-a-Whirl too long. Hard to believe that he beat out a million other sperm. He keeps a coat hanger in the backseat in case he lock the keys in his car. That is the end of the section of 'Insults' which was v... Read more
just jokes day 89
Tuesday, May 26, 2020      6 comments

Looks like he played goalie for the darts team. Definitely has a bad brains-to-testosterone ratio. All booster, no payload.... Read more
just jokes day 88
Monday, May 25, 2020      4 comments

I don't think his URL allows outside access. If you stand up next to him, you can hear the ocean. A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and what was the question?... Read more
just jokes day 87
Sunday, May 24, 2020      8 comments

Doesn't have the brainpower to toast a crouton. He's so dense, light bends around him. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train just isn't coming.... Read more

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