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jokes day 272
Wednesday, November 25, 2020      11 comments

Doctor! Something's wrong! I'm shrinking! Take it easy, sir. You'll just have to be a little patient. The doctor calls up the patient and says, "I've got some good news and some bad news for you." And the patient says, "What's the goo... Read more
jokes day 271
Tuesday, November 24, 2020      10 comments

The man came to see the doctor about his constant fatigue and the doctor said, "I'm afraid you're going to have to give up sex." The man said, "But I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How can I just give up sex?" "Well," the doct... Read more
jokes day 270
Monday, November 23, 2020      8 comments

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Nurse: Have you ever seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots. So, this man walks into the pharmacy and says, "Have you got cotton balls?" The pharmacist says, "What is this, a... Read more
jokes day 269
Sunday, November 22, 2020      14 comments

Patient: Say, Doctor? What was wrong with that nun who just came running out of your office? She looked terribly pale. Doctor: Well, I examined her and told her she was pregnant. Patient: Is she? Doctor: No, but it sure as h-ll cured... Read more
jokes day 268
Saturday, November 21, 2020      8 comments

The old family physician took his son into partnership after the son got his M.D. The old doctor then went off on a two-week vacation, his first in years. When he got home, he asked his son if there'd been any problems at the clinic. The son ... Read more
jokes day 267
Friday, November 20, 2020      7 comments

Did you hear the one about the two carrots who are riding in a car? They got into a terrible accident, and they're rushed to the hospital. One of the carrots just has some scrapes and bruises, but the other is rushed to the operating room. H... Read more
jokes day 266
Thursday, November 19, 2020      14 comments

A man accidentally cut off his fingers with a power saw. When he got to the hospital, the doctor said, "Thanks goodness for microsurgery. Give me the fingers and I'll sew them back on." The man said, "I haven't got the fingers. I couldn't ... Read more
jokes day 265
Wednesday, November 18, 2020      15 comments

A painter got a call from the gallery that was showing his work. The gallery owner said, "I have good news and bad news. A fellow came in this morning and asked if your work is the kind that would increase in value after the artist's death. I... Read more
jokes day 264
Tuesday, November 17, 2020      12 comments

A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out." The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up, and come back in a week. A week later the woman retu... Read more
jokes day 263
Monday, November 16, 2020      11 comments

Woman: So give it to me straight, Doctor. I want to know the truth. Doctor.: Very well. Your husband is in terrible shape, and if you want him to live, you're going to have to make sure he's well fed and comfortable and happy at all times,... Read more
jokes day 262
Sunday, November 15, 2020      10 comments

A ninety-year-old man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, my wife, who is eighteen, is expecting a baby." The doctor said, "Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but instead of his gun, he picked up an umbrella by mistake. And when... Read more
jokes day 261
Saturday, November 14, 2020      11 comments

Pharmacist: Sir, pardon me for asking, but every week you come in here to my drugstore and buy two dozen condoms. Customer: Yes? Pharmacist: It's none of my business, but how on earth do you use that many condoms a week? Customer: I fe... Read more
jokes day 260
Friday, November 13, 2020      9 comments

The doctor calls up the patient and says, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only twenty-four hours to live." And the patient says, "That is very bad news. What could be worse than that?" And the doctor ... Read more
jokes day 259
Thursday, November 12, 2020      14 comments

"What's wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled." "I can't figure out exactly what's wrong with you. I think it's the result of heavy drinking." "Well then, I'll just come back when you're sober." Didn't exercise today. Not sure why. When I... Read more
jokes day 258
Wednesday, November 11, 2020      10 comments

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but I hurt all over. If I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch my foot here, it hurts." " I believe you've br... Read more

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