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Wednesday, April 14, 2021      22 comments

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "M... Read more
Hope this makes you smile today!
Tuesday, April 06, 2021      17 comments

A Sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist's office: "Time ... Read more
Irish jokes for a change.
Monday, March 29, 2021      16 comments

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week - and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. ……………………………………. “O’Leary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one ?” ... Read more
Just for laughs
Saturday, March 13, 2021      20 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the seni... Read more
Friday, February 26, 2021      21 comments

Old jack had moments to live. At his bedside were his family - his wife and four sons, three of whom had blonde hair, the other had ginger. "Em, tell me please. I've always wondered why one of our sons had red hair. Is he really my son... Read more
Telephone Survey
Sunday, February 21, 2021      15 comments

Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a comp... Read more
Just for laughs
Friday, February 19, 2021      20 comments

Some more laughs 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter... Read more
I have also crossed 70+
Sunday, February 07, 2021      23 comments

Sisterhood connecting together as one. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children... Read more
Outback adventure continued
Saturday, January 16, 2021      17 comments

Travelled on the Spirit of the Outback Lovely Old train. ... Read more
Trip to the Outback
Saturday, January 09, 2021      14 comments

Turtles on the River Cruise. The group of friends who travell... Read more
Sunday, December 13, 2020      22 comments

To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Toyota Hilux when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, s... Read more
Saturday, November 28, 2020      27 comments

DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!! (IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY GET A HEALTH WARNING THAT IS USEFUL). It involves washing your hair in the shower with shampoo and then it runs down your body... a warning to us all!!! I don't k... Read more
Friday, November 27, 2020      23 comments

Store manager Bob stopped by a small manufacturing plant he spotted during his last trip through part of the countryside in the hopes of gaining another client in the area. However, little did Bob know that the plant manager was going to ... Read more
Something different...
Monday, November 23, 2020      19 comments

Anosognosia Very interesting... In the following analysis, the French Professor Bruno Dubois Director of the Institute of Memory and Alzheimer's Disease (IMMA) at La Pitié-Salpêtrière, Paris Hospitals, addresses the subject in a rather... Read more
Christmas cake recipe anyone?
Monday, November 16, 2020      16 comments

Christmas Cake Vodka! This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ). 1 cu... Read more

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