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Perfect Bride
Friday, August 24, 2018      22 comments

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce perfect children. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. In his search, he met a far... Read more
The Key
Wednesday, August 22, 2018      19 comments

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight called his best friend over to his quarters and said, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have ... Read more
Foreign Accent
Tuesday, August 21, 2018      17 comments

I was sitting at a bar in London once when I spotted two very large women sitting across from me. Bored as I was, I listened to their conversation and realized they speak with accents. I said, “Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland... Read more
Husband Shop
Saturday, August 18, 2018      29 comments

A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened where any woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you op... Read more
Claude the Hypnotist
Wednesday, August 08, 2018      23 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time forthe star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the whole au... Read more
Robbed at Night
Monday, August 06, 2018      23 comments

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and... Read more
Laid Off
Wednesday, August 01, 2018      28 comments

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers and thongs.” The clerk looked up “Knicker Stitcher” on his compu... Read more
Dirty Laundry
Monday, July 30, 2018      25 comments

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the clean laundry back, and was st... Read more
Surprise Tickets
Sunday, July 29, 2018      26 comments

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. A week later,... Read more
Obituary Submission
Thursday, July 19, 2018      33 comments

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, ... Read more
Electric Chair
Saturday, June 30, 2018      29 comments

Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the nig... Read more
From my email this morning
Thursday, June 21, 2018      22 comments

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Make your bed
Saturday, June 16, 2018      20 comments

This was from SparkGuy's blog. I thought it worth sharing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=
3sK3wJAxGfs ... Read more
Mail Order Bride
Tuesday, June 12, 2018      29 comments

Mail Order Bride A rich American man had bad luck with women and finally decided to find a mail order bride from Russia. She arrived a few weeks after they scheduled his order online, they got married and lived happily in a rich to... Read more
Linda Ronstsdt & Phoebe Snow
Monday, June 11, 2018      14 comments

https://youtu.be/aDlnl_S
otr4 I found this while doing a search and forgot how beautiful these two sang. RIP Phoebe This the Roches doing the same song https://youtu.be/q32Qlu9
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