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Am I a multi tasker or lost
Sunday, March 18, 2018      23 comments

This is not a joke, for those of you who expected one. My plan for today was to take it easy or flea market or something like that. Bill, my DH got up and said let's stay home I have a few things to do in the garage. Ok then. I wil... Read more
Saturday, March 17, 2018      22 comments

A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy." The littl... Read more
Right Nutrition
Monday, March 12, 2018      18 comments

Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans. The French e... Read more
One tough Lie
Friday, March 09, 2018      22 comments

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the ... Read more
College Exam
Friday, March 02, 2018      17 comments

A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.” The professor returned the test th... Read more
Big Boots
Thursday, March 01, 2018      14 comments

This woman went through a bad break up. She grieved over her lost relationship, but eventually got better and decided it was time to have some fun again. She went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had th... Read more
Know Each Other
Tuesday, February 27, 2018      19 comments

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were ... Read more
Fishing Trip
Friday, February 23, 2018      23 comments

A man called home to his wife and said: "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could... Read more
City Girl
Wednesday, February 21, 2018      19 comments

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow'... Read more
Dad's Car
Monday, February 19, 2018      22 comments

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut yo... Read more
After a While
Sunday, February 18, 2018      20 comments

This was on facebook yesterday and I rewrote on the bottom so you can see better. AFTER A WHILE by Veronica A. Shoffstall After a while,... Read more
Buying Cyanide
Saturday, February 17, 2018      21 comments

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady ... Read more
Valentine's Day Cards
Wednesday, February 14, 2018      15 comments

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying s... Read more
Saturday, February 10, 2018      17 comments

A man is driving in America when he picks up a Navajo man hitchhiking. They are making small talk when the Navajo notices a brown paper bag with something in it. The driver notices his glance and explains, "That's a bottle of wine I go... Read more
Wednesday, February 07, 2018      18 comments

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That wa... Read more

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