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Wise Old Gentleman
Thursday, January 31, 2019      25 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of y... Read more
Lab Mixup
Friday, January 25, 2019      26 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biop... Read more
Baseball in Heaven
Tuesday, January 22, 2019      24 comments

Two buddies, Chris and John, were the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire lives, Chris and John discussed baseball history in the winter and pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They e... Read more
Anxious Before Surgery
Monday, January 21, 2019      23 comments

Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him: “What’s the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?” He replied: “I heard one of the nurses say ‘It’s a very simple operation, ... Read more
Playing Along
Saturday, January 19, 2019      23 comments

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished m... Read more
Hunting 911
Friday, January 18, 2019      22 comments

There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out so he called 911. When the call came through the operator answered “Hello, what’s the emergency?” “Well a ... Read more
Crabs on the Plane
Wednesday, January 16, 2019      22 comments

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her p... Read more
Magic Mirror
Saturday, January 12, 2019      20 comments

Just a joke. I love you all. emoticon There once was a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied ... Read more
Buying a Bull
Tuesday, January 08, 2019      22 comments

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can... Read more
Pregency test
Thursday, January 03, 2019      30 comments

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, “I have some really great news! I’m pregnant!!!” I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I cou... Read more
Hey Lady
Wednesday, January 02, 2019      25 comments

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady thought she misheard what the parrot said and went to work. On the way hom... Read more
Happy New Year
Tuesday, January 01, 2019      22 comments

I am hoping for a good year in 2019. I know I am the one who controls "my" part in how it goes. My goals for this year is to really work on exercising. I need to really concentrate on doing my ** one favorite continued goal is to walk 10... Read more
Hair Spray
Friday, December 28, 2018      21 comments

Old Josh sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grandson kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. ... Read more
Let's Get Physical
Friday, December 28, 2018      8 comments

Let's get ready for 2019! youtu.be/6zwPVU92-XQ ... Read more
More Time to Live
Tuesday, December 18, 2018      18 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” ... Read more

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