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Wednesday's Laugh
Wednesday, June 26, 2019      7 comments

Two nuns were driving alone out in a rural area. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for yo... Read more
Tuesday's Laugh
Tuesday, June 25, 2019      14 comments

My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.... Read more
Monday's Laugh
Monday, June 24, 2019      12 comments

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Sunday's Laugh
Sunday, June 23, 2019      11 comments

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were debating whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said: “When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault. Similarly when I get good cards, the ... Read more
Saturday's Laugh
Saturday, June 22, 2019      10 comments

A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium. “What exactly did the accused throw into the river?... Read more
Friday's Laugh
Friday, June 21, 2019      12 comments

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!” Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!” A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street. ... Read more
Thursday's Laugh
Thursday, June 20, 2019      7 comments

A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad. He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind. He wakes up tie... Read more
Wednesday's Laugh
Wednesday, June 19, 2019      10 comments

A married couple were enjoying a luxury South Sea cruise until their liner was shipwrecked and they were washed ashore on a desert island, the only survivors. Day after day, they looked hopefully out to sea in the hope of spotting a passin... Read more
Tuesday's Laugh
Tuesday, June 18, 2019      12 comments

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Monday's Laugh
Monday, June 17, 2019      17 comments

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Sunday's Laugh
Sunday, June 16, 2019      7 comments

We took the kids to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia. I went off to see the hostess about reserving a table. When I returned, I found my 10-year-old granddaughter staring at a poster of Superman stand... Read more
Saturday's Laugh
Saturday, June 15, 2019      9 comments

I started a new job as a security guard last night. Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night. I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.... Read more
Friday's Laugh
Friday, June 14, 2019      11 comments

My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him... So I suggested Kaye and Elle.... Read more
Thursday's Laugh
Thursday, June 13, 2019      12 comments

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of ... Read more
Wednesday's Laugh
Wednesday, June 12, 2019      11 comments

I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that... Read more

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