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Monday's Laugh - Sounds Like A Squirrel
Monday, October 14, 2019      7 comments

A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent work ethic and being prepared. She started the lesson by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The child... Read more
Sunday's Laugh - Hard to Get Down
Sunday, October 13, 2019      13 comments

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough." "We... Read more
Friday's Laugh - Wrong Answer!
Friday, October 11, 2019      13 comments

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motor-home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are ... Read more
Thursday's Laugh - Fortune Teller
Thursday, October 10, 2019      14 comments

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the fath... Read more
Tuesday's Laugh
Tuesday, October 08, 2019      16 comments

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Monday's Laugh - Laundry
Monday, October 07, 2019      14 comments

Different views on doing laundry... Son away at college: If it's clean it goes on the floor. If it's dirty it goes on the floor over there. Husband while wife is away: If I just take things out of the hamper as I need them, I do not ha... Read more
Friday's Laugh - Jealous Dog
Friday, October 04, 2019      11 comments

A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement. Dog: "I saw you out there." Me: "What?" Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog." Me: "I was just..." Dog: (crying) "Did you rub hi... Read more
Thursday's Laugh - Canning
Thursday, October 03, 2019      17 comments

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Wednesday's Laugh - Fall Y'all
Wednesday, October 02, 2019      13 comments

Still in the 90's here with either green or brown leaves. No sign of fall just yet.... Read more
Tuesday's Laugh
Tuesday, October 01, 2019      11 comments

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Monay's Laugh = Now That's A Doggie Door
Monday, September 30, 2019      14 comments

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Sunday's Laugh - Get Serious
Sunday, September 29, 2019      17 comments

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Wednesday's Laugh
Wednesday, September 25, 2019      12 comments

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Tuesday's Laugh - Competition
Tuesday, September 24, 2019      12 comments

Wikipedia: “I know everything.” Google: “I have everything.” Facebook: “I know everybody.” Internet: “Without me you’re nothing.” Electricity: “Keep talking losers.”... Read more
Monday's Pic - Fall Beauty
Monday, September 23, 2019      10 comments

Can't blame a girl for wishing........ Highs here still in the 90's. No rain in sight. Most leaves are hanging on or turning brown. Waiting on fall ... Read more

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