Monday, June 07, 2021
This man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts cursing him and using terrible language and insulting his wife, so finally the man picks up the parrot and throws him in the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the parrot squawking and screaming in there for a while, and then all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. So the man opens the freezer door, and the parrot walks out, looks up at him, and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you, I forgive you."
And the parrot says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
I guess most have now heard that SparkPeople is going to be gone Aug. 17th. Here is the article about why and what now.
For me and many others it will be goodbye. Not sure if my countdown number is correct but should be close. For a while at least I will probably only post a joke. I do not have 41 jokes left in the book but might just try and do some of the early ones over for the time remaining. I really appreciate all your comments. Thanks.