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Final Exam

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Final Exam


A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic

biology students, about to hand out the final exam.


"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this

semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many

of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one

gets their GPA messed up because they might have been

celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to

opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the test."

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked

to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As

the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the

handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is

your last chance."

One final student rose up and opted out of the final.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students

remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves," he said.

"You all get 'A's.”



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