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Tuesday, April 06, 2021

A Sign in a shoe repair store:

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.



Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”


On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”


On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”


On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”


At a Tyre Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”


On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”


In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”


On a Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push.”


At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”


At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”


In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”


In a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”


And the best one for last:


Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"



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