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jokes and Gratitude

Sunday, November 29, 2020

Gratitude is recognizing the bonus value for favorable things or positive life experiences for which we did not actively work towards or ask for.
What insights have you gained during this month that you are grateful for?
I realize I need to be more grateful to God,

what are you grateful for? I am grateful mom is still with us, I am grateful
that I have the job I have. It the best job I have since I lost the job I had for 30 years about 5 years ago, I am grateful for family ,friends including you my spark friends.

Or what are three ways you personally show gratitude to others? I always
thanking people for what they do for me. I like to give hugs . But in this days of the virus I only give hugs to my family that I live with.

, Ways to show gratitude
1, Do someone a favor.
2. Provide encouragement.
3. Give a genuine compliment.
4. Share your skills.
5. Celebrate their achievements
6. Tip well for service.


A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate office. I can't stand agents."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some the paperworks."
"I hate paperworks," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of my real estate office, but you don't like office and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

Senate Slander
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

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