Smile of the Day
Thursday, November 26, 2020
A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
"Darn it woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"