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Friday, October 23, 2020

If your back and joints hurt, you’re not alone because bone and joint ailments are some of the most common problems facing millions of people around the world. Bone and Joint Health National Action Week is the best source for information on causes and prevention of musculoskeletal conditions. This event takes place on October 12-20 each year. Bone and Joint Action Week centers around discussions on preventing and treating arthritis, back pain, trauma, pediatric conditions affecting bones, and osteoporosis.
Do you have any bone and joint issues? Yes, I have arthritics in both knees .If you do, what do you do to relieve pain and allow for better movement and flexibility? I tale Tylenol when the pain is bad. I also exercise every day.
I do seated exercises if the pain is bad .Also I do heat therapy in the shower. I let the warm water hit the painful area on your body. That seems to soothe it. I take Turmeric everyday.

Jokes:
Jokes
THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS

• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
• Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
• Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
• The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
• The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
• Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
• Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
• Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
• This is probably as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.
• If you think that there’s good in everyone, you haven’t met everyone.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that live is serious.

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.
"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
married then ?"
"What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.

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in it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.
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