A Sunday school teacher asks a question
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Chloe wasn’t the best pupil at her Sunday school.
She would often fall asleep and never got any of the answers right.
One Sunday, she fell asleep and was called upon by the teacher to answer a question.
“Who is the creator of the universe?” the teacher asked.
Little Keith was sitting next to Chloe and poked her with a pin to wake her up.
Chloe jumped and yelled, “God almighty!”
The teacher congratulated her.
A little later in the class the teacher asked Chloe another question.
“Can you please tell me who our lord and saviour is?” she asked.
Keith poked Chloe again and she screamed, “Jesus Christ!”
Impressed, the teacher congratulated her again.
Later in the class Chloe was asked another question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to their 26th child?”
Keith poked Chloe once again.
“If you stick that thing in me again, I’m going to snap it in half!”