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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He had no guts ... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray! How do monsters tell their future? They read their Horrorscopes! Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat fingers separately What do ghosts add to their breakfast cereal? B00berries What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite What is Dracula’s favorite type of coffee? DeCoffiniated Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel Why did the Vampire subscribe to The Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation
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