Thursday, October 31, 2019
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts
... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray!
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their Horrorscopes!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat fingers separately
What do ghosts add to their breakfast cereal?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What is Dracula’s favorite type of coffee?
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel
Why did the Vampire subscribe to The Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation