SP Premium
CANDOK1260
80,000-99,999 SparkPoints 84,090
SparkPoints
 

jokes and August review September goals

Monday, September 09, 2019

My August goals are :
1. drink 6 glasses of water everyday need to work on this
2. keep up my exercise streak now on day 823 days
3. -try to eat 3 different freggie a day-and at least one being a veggie -need to work on this
4 lose weight I now weight 169.2
5. .no eating in the middle of the night-still working on this
6. really take this healthy journey seriously- I need to do this more seriously
7. no eating in bed- need to work on this
8. connect with my teams - did this

My September goals are :
1. drink 6 glasses of water everyday
2. keep up my exercise streak now on day 823 days
3. -try to eat 3 different freggie a day-and at least one being a veggie -
4 lose weight I now weight169.2
5. .no eating in the middle of the night-
6. really take this healthy journey seriously
7. no eating in bed
8. connect with my teams

Jokes
O.K so there are two guys who's names were, Doodah and Dumb-Dumb, and they are best friends. Dumb-Dumb stutters in every sentence he says so he just sings instead of talking. One day they go fishing together and Doodah falls in the water and drowns. So Dumb-Dumb goes to Doodah's wife and says "D-D-D-o-o-o-o" so she says sing it so he says"Somebody drown in the lake today Doodah, Doodah somebody drown in the lake today oh the Doodah day"

Parrot Joke
So this Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow”, says the bartender, “where did you get that from?” “From China”, answered the parrot, “they’ve got tons of them there

Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink. Sorry the bartender but you obviously already had a little to much to drink. Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. “Can I have a drink please.” “Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.” The drink walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink.” “Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told You No Drinks!” The Drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”

Ice Cream Joke
A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. The drunk man dashes after the ambulance at full speed, finally collapsing on the floor, two blocks later. The man then looks at the ambulance speeding away, and screams on the top of his lungs, “I don’t care, keep your stupid ice cream

A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.
Share This Post With Others
Member Comments About This Blog Post