Jokes and International Museum Day
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
May 18th is International Museum Day. .International Museum Day is a good opportunity to visit, appreciate, and support your local museum. Is there a museum near you that you've never visited and would like to? After reading a blog I feel we need to visit Detroit museums . They seem to be special museums and Cleveland not far from Detroit. We have a lots of museums. We have University Circle where most of our museum are,there.
some of the museum in University circle are Cleveland Institute of Art, what show student works, Cleveland Museum of Art,. The Western Reserve museum with a large exhibit of old cars. the National History museum and more. Do you have a museum that you've been to many times and never get tired of? yes, the Maltz Jewish Museum. I am catholic by religion but as 22
percent of my blood is Eastern European Jewish. My mom mom was Jewish
until she marry my grandfather. I love the Maltz it cover the religious and culture life of U.S. Jews. It also have a special exhibit on Cleveland Jews.
A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. -Rodney Dangerfield