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Sunday, April 29, 2018

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: April is National Humor Month. It was conceived as a means to heighten public awareness of the therapeutic value of humor. Laughter and joy - the benchmarks of humor - lead to improved well-being, boosted morale, increased communication skills, and an enriched quality of life.
How important is humor in your life? How has it helped you? Share any jokes or stories that tickle your funny bone!
Humor is important to me. I suffer from depression and humor help
me be more positive.

Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Jill "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Jill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Jill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Jill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Healthy Insanity for Retirement

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars
On all your check stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'
Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get
Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat - be serious about it
Sing along at the opera
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won"
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot while yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"
Go to a department store fitting room and yell, "There's no toilet paper in here"

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