"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!"
Tuesday, April 04, 2017
"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!"
One day the Sheriff of this little western town was makin his daily rounds and seen ole Luke sittin on the bench with his hand all wrapped up and bandaged!
He asked him "Luke, what happens to ya buddy?"
Luke said "No, No, No, from that day on he was to be called "Lucky Luke"
Sheriff said "Now why's that?"
And Lucky Luke said because this morning I was walkin by the river there when I seent this here silver dollar in the water about a foot from the edge so I reached in to get it, and a gator grabbed my hand and pulled me in and started doing a death roll"
Sheriff says "Now how does that terrible thing make you "Lucky, Luke?"
Lucky Luke said" well ima gittin to that, we'll It just so happened I had my pistol on my side of my free hand so I pulled it out and killet it, put my gun away, Grabbed my new coin, took my gator to market and got it cut up real nice and got me a belt and two new pairs of shoes and it only cost me that coin I found"
Sheriff says "Well then from then on, I declare that everybody in town call you "Lucky Luke!"
Lucky Luke was so happy to hear that all he could say was "Yeeeehaaaaww!"
Couple days pass by and the Sheriff was visiting the doc in town and there was "Lucky Luke" laying in a hospital bed with a cast on from just above the knees to just below the armpits
Sheriff said "What in the world happened to you Lucky Luke?"
Lucky Luke comes back with "No, No, No, from now on I'm to be known as "Lucky, Lucky Luke!"
Sheriff says "You're laying here all busted up in a body cast in the hospital, how do you call that Lucky Lucky Luke?"
Lucky, lucky Luke said "Well its like this! I was walkin down the sidewalk there, carrying a mess of Gator meat from the day before sportin my new gator belt and shoes when this beautiful brunette seent me and came and told me we could have a real good time for just a little bit of my gator meat!
I thunk about it for about 2 seconds realizing I was out of tissue and socks and said "Sure!"
So she led me to this room in tha back of tha saloon and shut the door. She took off ally clothes, then she took off all her clothes and ima tellin you she looked a mighty fine.
We'll I did this to her and she did that to me and just as I had her laid down and was makin sweet love with her, her husband walked in and shot me right in the ass ,so here I am and you can call me Lucky, Lucky, Luke!
Sheriff says "Now tell me how is you tellin me you got caught having sex with a fellers wife and got shot in the backside there make your name Lucky, Lucky, Luke?
Lucky, Lucky, Luke says " Well, ifn he'd been just 2 minute earlier instead of gettin shot in my butt, I'd have gotten shot in the back of my head!"
Sheriff says "Well then Lucky, Lucky, Luke it is!"