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Thursday, March 23, 2017

"And That's When The Fight Started!...."

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

"And That's When The Fight Started!......"
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

"And That's When The Fight Started!....."
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...

Stupid me thought I'd take an early morning horse ride this morning since it was such a nice day.
Everything was going fine until I got a little dizzy and fell off.
Unfortunately my left foot was caught in the stirrup and it drug me around for what seemed like forever.....
luckily the Manager of Walmart came out and unplugged it and helped get my foot out.
From now on it's the Police Car or the Duck......
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