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"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"

Friday, February 10, 2017

"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"

LAWYER: What’s your age?
OLD LADY: I’m 68.
LAWYER: Tell us, in your own words, what happened to you, on the day in question.
OLD LADY: Well I was, sitting there on a park bench on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping up and sat down beside me.
LAWYER: Did you know him?
OLD LADY: No, but he was very friendly.
LAWYER: What happened after he sat down?
OLD LADY: He started to rub my thigh.
LAWYER: Did you stop him?
OLD LADY: No, I didn’t.
LAWYER: Why not?
OLD LADY: Well, It felt good. No one has done that since my husband passed away some 10 years ago.
LAWYER: What happened next?
OLD LADY: He began to rub my breasts.
LAWYER: Did you stop him then?
OLD LADY: No, I didn’t stop him.
LAWYER: Why not?
OLD LADY: Well his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
LAWYER: What happened next?
OLD LADY: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just lay down and said to him. “Take me young man. Take me!”
LAWYER: Did he take you?
OLD LADY: Hell, no. He just yelled, “April Fool!” ...And that’s when I shot the little punk.
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