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"Spend, Spend, Spend."

Wednesday, February 08, 2017


"Spend, Spend, Spend."

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a
man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall and I’ve found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $500. Can I buy it?”
MAN: “OK, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one
I really liked.”
MAN: “How much is it?”
WOMAN: “$35,000”
MAN: “For that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! One more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $275,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and put in an offer for $260,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. See you later! Love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks "Any idea who this phone belongs to?"
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