Blarney Stone joke - true story!
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
I was listening to my favourite pair of early morning radio guys a few years ago. One of them (Larry) was talking about his recent trip to Ireland. Somebody asked if he went to the Blarney Stone and kissed it.
"Oh, yes I saw it" Larry said, "but it was so crowded and everyone was kissing it, so I didn't."
"Afterwards we went to a nearby pub, and I was talking to an old guy who lived in the village."
'"Did you kiss the Blarney Stone lad?" he asked me. I told him I hadn't bothered.
'"Oh, good!"' He said. '"I try to warn people that the village lads like to go out after the pubs close and piss on it, but nobody ever comes in here *first*."'